That awkward moment when you tell your parents...
donald's present update!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK totally forgot to update y’all on his surprise!!!!! (cuz i know you guys follow me religiously and are eagerly waiting on the edge of your seats and lost hours of sleep wondering what the surprise was….right??? riiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh??? bahaha nat) well i got him two tickets to see city and colour in july!!!!!!!!!!!! which he LOOOOOVED. and makes him feel less bummed out...
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: flawlesstrueperfection: you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe cuz u basic HAHAHAHAHA ESMERALDA
Happy birthday Donald!!!
soooo excited to share today with you and since i know you never go on tumblr anymore (grrrrr) its safe to say that im excited to surprise you but just in case im not gonna say what it is hehehehehe I’ll share what it is after tho :) yahoooo ur 21 now!!!! Vegas time!!!!! siiiigh yeah right :( im not 21 yet…oh poo…well now im just rambling bye! ps. super stoked for the yummy...
When I go to a concert
During: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE
After: I'll never be happy again.
ammiit: voozu: in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies” gobbies aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?
When you can't skip this week because of the 3...
whatweshouldcallubc: in the week before reading break, instead of after. “Wouldn’t after have been more humane?” submitted by a potato
After the long weekend: dealing with the shortened...
whatweshouldcallubc: extra points if you have Fridays off extra points if you know someone skipping this entire week
elementary school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg luckyyyy
college: I went to bed at 10
everyone: is that even possible
My academic career
totally-relatable: 2005: Present:
whatweshouldcallubc: people whose families are in Vancouver people whose families aren’t in Vancouver
How successful I've been so far at balancing my...
me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
goddessoftheinternet: i will defend harry potter with my last living breath